ILLEGAL CHINESE HITMEN
INTERVIEW WITH JETT WILLIAMSON
So, It took you 1.SEVEN YEARS to get here. Is that correct?
Jett: Yeah. Seven years of hell basically. Emotional, psychological, sexual abuse. I was alone for all of it
if you wonder why I am so pissed off in my songs try spending your adolescence with the world hating you and having no one to go to. Eventually you hate yourself.
You ended up in a lot of mental hospitals during those years. Is that correct?
Jett: I still do. I've seen horrid things. But not all was bad. One stay we played a game called shitboots.
the other name for it was shithead. We couldn't swear so we called it "2.shaboots."
I hope the guy who tought us that game is doing well, he wanted to be a psych student and was a massive death grips fan like me.
How's the romance world for you?
Jett: Haha. I see love and I 3.GET DOWN. I'm too traumatized for a meaningful relationship with someone. Either I haven't met the right person or I'm too focused on myself.
Not one some stupid incel or sigma grindset shit I truly think I have too many issues right now for a relationship
How did you feel about your life up to this point
Jett: My life had turned into an 4.OUROBOROS and all i would do is scream at people "4.( WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME)"
Do you have anyone to support you now?
Jett: Eh, I got a good set of people now but so many people left me over the years or fucked me over and it still hurts. I shouldn't focus on that tho but hey I 6.FUCWITIT
You seem to be more confident in yourself nowadadays though. 10 toes down, imma get sued, a lot of songs with real hit energy to them!
Jett: Bro when I make a song like that I'm speaking fucking 7.trapanese.
I don't even wanna make those songs really, I just know I am naturally good at it from my side projects and past works
you make one song full of short form content bait to make white bitches shake their asses too or teenage retards laugh and get people to the album. It's "i wanna pay my bills not be happy."
if I wanted to pay my bills I could make beat tapes until I die like the epic of gilgamesh because I know people would love that. But I wouldn't. and I would kill myself. I like being heard.
Damn. Okay. So do you feel like your life has 8. gone to hell?
Jett: I would say it's 8.(loco) for sure. when you develop 9.hemiplegic migraines yeah it's a wild ride
sometimes I feel like 10.I'm loosing time with my loved ones and myself. sometimes you go to 11.church for a 11.(revival). I'm not even religious by the way.
But it's not all bad anymore you know?
Why is that?
Jett: It's like 12.salmonella. you just shit out so much blood, get tired of it,
and when you aren't sick you say "13. now you know what" and become hypervigilant of eating undercooked bullshit. So I made steps to turn my life around.
so you are trying to change?
Jett: Yeah it's kinda funny right, I used to hate people out of paranoia and fear. Now I just dislike people because I realize in general people kinda suck haha.
And I think that's a normal human trait, being tired of the human nature of bullshit. But at least I can say my name above vein now. "14.jett." That sounds good.
So what actions have you taken?
Jett: Listen to my fucking therapist for once, do weird shit like make a song loving myself and 15. KILL YOUR DEMONS. still doesnt fix the times I crashed out on my past friends.
I'll admit, I am a 16.Crashout and i still hate them dearly with a cold place in my heart. But we are all flawed. And I don't feel good about it.
We are about at the end of the interview. Anything you want to say as a final statement?
Jett: Nah. 17.I've had it. I got no words left. Let actions speak for themselves. A chior can sing a million times and still suck, I've sung a 999,999 times, let me fix it this time.
Thank you Jett
INTERVIEW OVER. "JETT" MARCH 1ST